My Most Boring Dreams

If you thought hearing about people's ordinary dreams was dull, wait till you read these!

I have had quite a number of unusually boring dreams. When I tell people about one of these boring dreams, they just can't believe how dull it is. For some reason, I've decided to start making a note of them. Of course, now that I'm writing this page I can't think of any, but as I do recall them, and as I have more, I will note them here.

The most recent dream will always be at the top. Notes within the dream will be italicized. This indicates its something I am thinking of now, as opposed to in the dream. Anything not italicized is something that happened or occurred to me in the dream. Each dream listed below is the entire dream, not just a snippet encompassing the boring part.

From the night of April 29-April 30 I dreamt I went out to get a few cartons of RainBlow gum. I went to Rainbow Foods, knowing they wouldn't have it (Target carries the milk-carton type cartons of these, while Rainbow does not). When I got there, they surprisingly did have it, but they only had vanilla flavored. I had never seen vanilla flavored before. The cartons of vanilla flavored were $5.69 each, so I just bought one of the smaller bags of it that they had, for $3.69. I brought it home and my wife was surprised that there was a vanilla flavor, and that it was so expensive. There was another part. A woman in the grocery store asked me for some help. I followed her down an aisle, where she showed me some kind of spread to put on crackers. The fat content was 2 mg / serving, and she wanted to know if that was a lot. I said it was very low fat, and she should go ahead and buy it

Sometime between 1998-present I dreamt I went to a newspaper machine, the regular kind you see on street corners, to buy a Sunday newspaper. I put in my change and bought the newspaper. I opened it up, and found that it had not one, but two 'TV Guide's in it.

Sometime between 1998-present I dreamt I went to a convenience store. I purchased something inexpensive, and paid for it with a $5 bill. The clerk gave me change as though I had given him a $20. I debated whether to tell him of his error.