Is this Florida or the Republican party?

As two great candidates for Minnesota Secretary of State come to our meeting tonight, it is an important time to remember which party is in control of elections in Minnesota and in states across the country at the moment:

Earlier today United State House of Representative Republicans voted for their new majority leader to replace embattled Tom Delay. When all the votes where cast, the count showed more votes than members present. Yikes! These people are so inept that they can’t even run in house elections right. We got to replace them at the state level, the battle starts tonight (10pm, 4th floor of old main) for us!