First things first. What is your current status?

I'm a tool.
In the midst of a brooding and overdramatic situation.
Don't even think about it. I'm taken

Describe your social scene for us.

I don't need alcohol to have fun.
I'll go with moderation, thanks.
Yeah, well, my liver hates me.
I don't remember.

Now describe your study habits:

Work-a-holic. I have no social life.
Again, moderation.
I'm too busy to study.
Work? Meh!

Speaking of studying, what IS it that you study?

I'm pre-med. And no, really, I do have a social life.
Poli Sci, bitches.
I really, really, really like rocks so I'm a Geology major.
I'm a double-major.
People are interesting. I study Psychology or Sociology.
The Humanities. Who needs a job? Hegemony is fun!
I dunno.

Time to eat! What's your favorite area of Cafe Mac?

Back to the 90's: What was your favorite TV show?

Saved by the Bell
MacGyver
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Full House
I didn't watch TV.

Describe your clothing style:

Trendy
Preppy (think Gap or J. Crew)
Artsy or Vintage
Lumberjack
A T-shirt and jeans

Here, have a Sprite. What do you call this?

It's a soda.
It's a pop.
It's bad for me.

Describe your typical date:

Dinner at Khyber Pass and an art film in my dorm room.
I'll get drunk/high/all of the above and IM you.
An awkward Cafe Mac encounter and a stroll to the river.
Happy hour!

Last question. It's a random evening during the week. Your away message reads:

"Choir after LB"
"I'm at the cat shelter with Mashkid, my driver!"
"Building a website before 'The O.C.'"
"Smoking on my big couch."
"Homework, laundry, football game"
"Playing with my rock collection"
"Just chillin' ..."
"Listening to J-Pop at WMCN, leave a message"
"Home in GCA arranging music with my favorite red-head"
"Playing piano in the Dupre Formal Lounge and eating a potato"
"Precepting a class after I get done precepting this class. Booyeah Grandma!"
"Rugby game, leave one"