Name: Carl Skarbek (the Rod)
Hometown: Louisville, KY
Bio: "My philosophy is pretty simple. Always eat with your eyes closed. Life's just better that way."
Name: Charles McClung (The 'do)
Hometown: Lincoln, Nebraska
Bio: Born and raised in the geographical center of the U.S., Charles uses both of his hands to sing.
Name: Will Gordon
Hometown: Nashville, Tennesee
Bio: Beautiful. Silky.
Name: Evan (LLOYD) Vogel
Hometown: Wisconsin
Bio: As you can see in this photo, I am unicycling and singing opera
simultaneuously. Needless to say, I can multi-task. Just
ask the ladies. Or my mom. She raised me.
Name: Kevin Boueri
Hometown: Beirut, Lebanon
Bio: "Dude, Kevin, whats in that bag?" "Hamsters, man. It's
the new craze" "Do you even know how to take care of
hamsters?" "Dude they're in the bag. No, it's booze."
Name: Robert Des Jarlais
Hometown: New York, New York
Bio: Robert "Dick" "Fake" "Fakejarlais" Des Jarlais, is the pride of
the Big Apple. After working at a Wall Street investing firm for
20 years, he joined the trads.
Name: Charlie Rudoy
Hometown: New Jersey
Bio: Make money, don't let money make you.
Name: Hunter Bradley
Hometown: Minnesota
Bio: If I had to guess what my spirit animal was, it would be a rabbit-squatting-by-pond.
My name is Hunter, and tonight's gonna be a good night.
Name: Christian Behrends
Hometown: Minnesota
Bio: "This is my son, Christian. Because I gave birth to such
perfection, God forced me to live in this portrait for the rest of my
life."
Name: Mickey Davis
Hometown: Des Moines, Iowa
Bio: I just showered, and look what I found in the drain!!! As the
Germans say, "Mein Schlange is an elongate, legless, carnivorous
reptile of the suborder Serpentes that can be distinguished from
legless lizards by his lack of eyelids and external ears.
