I’m a senior. I’m jobless. I’m single and I’m lonely. Help me enjoy my last semester of college.

-Taking two classes

We feel you, TTC. Where and what you’ll be May 19th is a scary thought. But don’t forget, you still have the rest of the semester left-don’t let those months slip away.

One way to recapture the last three years and to combat second semester senior blues is by calling reunions. Haven’t seen your first-year class since your freshman year? Get your friends who transferred to visit and use that as an excuse to have a gathering where you dress up as a character from your American Civilization class.

Get the crazy Dayton girls together. Pull out your old pictures and realize how much you’ve changed in the last couple of years. In doing one of these things, a long lost romance may rekindle or revert back to the good old floor orgy.

Now is a really good time to get it on with other seniors. Back when we were naïve and young, the thought never crossed your mind to get with your classmates cuz you’d see them for the next four years. Well now, you’ve got three and a half months left. I think you can deal with seeing someone everyday for a semester.

So, as Violent Vixen and Very Virile have already experienced, get it on, seniors! Remember, being a student is a cushy job, enjoy it while it lasts. And above all, don’t throw your common sense out with your inhibitions, do it the smart way, the safe way.