Mockweekly: [Eye contact made]

Jordan: So after this one game there was this crazy riot because Turkey got Jewed on this offsides call that would have tied the game with like two minutes left, so these three skinheads from Turkey beat the crap out of four Pollacks who were talking shit and one of these Pollacks pulls out a samurai sword and has it pointed at this skinhead’s nuts demanding that he strip and tattoo “Poland Forever!” on his asscheek or he’s gonna cut the dude’s cock off so they go into this tattoo parlor in Stockholm with riot police surrounding the place and the tattoo artist is about to start when they throw tear gas in the place and everyone’s choking trying to get out of there and …yeah…

Mockweekly: OKAY! Uhh…so you’re really into soccer then?

Jordan: If you want to say ‘I’m really into soccer’ you can say ‘I’m really into soccer.’ I don’t know if I’m ‘really into soccer’ I follow the sport of soccer so if that makes me ‘really into soccer’ then I guess ‘I’m really into soccer.’

Mockweely: I didn’t mean to offend you I was just thinking [J: I used] that since you [J: to be on the chess] were [ J: team in middle school]…is there anything briefly you want to say to the Mockalester community?

Jordan: Well, I gotta run home real quick, but I’ll be back in a minute…[end of articl