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Macalester's Index

By JAMES HAMILTON
Features Editor


Number of windmills needed to fulfill all of Macalester's energy needs: 568
 Number of people who have served as president at Macalester: 15
 Number of females who have served as president at Macalester: 0
 Number of people of color who have served as president at Macalester: 0
 Amount of money spent last year on full-page advertisements in
 The New York Times featuring Kofi Annan and
 Macalester's commitment to internationalism: $200,000
 Amount of money expected to be saved
 by reducing international admissions: $200,000
 Ratio of the annual estimated savings resulting from the elimination of J-term to Macalester's annual printing and publication budget: 1:2.5
 Ratio of the annual cost for the Scottish Country Fair to the annual cost of Macalester's Football team: 1:1
 Ratio of the annual attendance of Macalester home football games to the annual attendance of the Scottish Country Fair: 1:3
 Ratio of the annual budget of the Spotlight to the
 annual budget of The Mac Weekly: 1:1
 Ratio of the number of annual deadlines met by the 2002-2003 Spotlight to the number of deadlines met by the 2002-2003 Mac Weekly: 0:24
 Number of Macalester students who currently live off-campus: 415
 Maximum number of students who could live within 250 feet of each other
 under pending housing law: 4
 Ratio of light bollards vandalized during the 2001-2002 academic year to the number of light bollards vandalized during the 2002-2003 academic year: 3:1
 Cost of replacing a vandalized light bollard: $200
 Ratio of money paid to Rah Digga for playing at Springfest '02 to the length of her performance in minutes: 1:300
 Ratio of the performance fee of Rah Digga to the amount of money
 spent on the bands performing at this year's Springfest: 1:1.5
 Number of weeks until I graduate: 2
 Number of weeks until I am solicited for donations by the Alumni Association: 3




Tell me you'll miss me: jmhamilton@macalester.edu
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