Dan Gilson, a senior from Eau Claire, Wisconsin who visited Mockalester last weekend, has purchased 3 posters since his visit. “Those kids had some fucking cool shit on their walls,” he said, “I can’t wait until I get away from my mom, and then I can put up any posters I want.”

According to sources, Gilson’s mom thinks posters will peel the paint off his walls. “Ever since he visited Mockalester, he has just been begging me to buy him posters. I just don’t want to have to paint his room again,” she claims.

Gilson purchased two oversized Bob Marley posters, as well as the movie poster for Scarface. “I plan on seeing it soon,” he claims, “If it’s half as cool as the fucking poster, it’ll blow my mind.”