“Drink blood, smoke crack, worship satan, go Mac!” The classic football game cheer; however, not the football most of you are thinking of, the real kind of football — soccer! There are plenty of men’s and women’s games to attend before the semester is over. Check out the schedules that are posted weekly on the athletic website or on the table tents in CafÈ Mac. Just so you’re not lost, here are some of the other cheers you are likely to hear. Feel free to cut this out and bring it along to the games. Enjoy!

Fear, does not exist in this dojo, does it? No sensei!

Retreat, does not exist in this dojo, does it? No sensei!

Pain, does not exist in this dojo, does it? No sensei!

Defeat, does not exist in this dojo, does it? No sensei!
 

One, two, three. Kill the referee!

Three, two, one. Kill the linesmen!
 

The ref needs a partner (x3)

So he won’t screw us.
 

Shhhh…. (The silent cheer)
 

Give me an S, give me an E, give me an X. What does that spell? Score!
 

Give me an O, give me an R, give me a G, give me a Y. What does that spell? Teamwork!
 

Give me a C, give me an O, give me a N, give me a D, give me an O, give me an M. What does that spell? Defense!
 

Blue and orange

Blue and orange our colors are

There are no words that rhyme with orange

Go Mac!
 

If I had the wings of a sparrow, if I had the arse of a crow

I’d fly over [opposing team] tomorrow and shite on the bastards below

Shite on, shite on, shite on the bastards below, below

Shite on, shite on, shite on the bastards below.
 

To the tune of “Guantanamera”

Score in a minute,

We’re gonna score in a minute

Score in a minute,

We’re gonna score in a minute.
 

To the tune of “My Darling Clementine”

Who’s your father, who’s your father

Who’s your father, referee?

You don’t have one, you’re a bastard

Who’s your father referee.
 

To the tune of “If You’re Happy and You Know It…”

If you can’t be a Scot be a [opposing team’s mascot] x2

If your SATs are low, and your reading’s kinda slow

If you can’t be a Scot be a [opposing team’s mascot]
 

To the tune of “She’ll Be Coming ’Round the Mountain”

We’ll be running round [opposing team] with our willies hanging out x2

We’ll be running round [opposing team] x2

We’ll be running round [opposing team] with our willies hanging out
 

Singing my willie’s bigger than yours x2

Singing my willie’s bigger x2

Singing my willie’s bigger than yours.