Dear Rocky Hardy and Fleshy Fox,
 

So there’s this girl I’ve been making out with. She’s hot, it’s good sex, and most importantly, we don’t have to talk all week. The only problem is, the last four times that we’ve hooked up, she’s been so drunk that she’s had to excuse herself to go vomit before we get going! Am I totally gross to still make out with her?
 

Sincerely,

Vomit And Vixens, Or Overly Morbid?
 

Dear VAVOOM,

Well, there’s no set etiquette for this particularly collegiate concern, my dear VAVOOM. However, there are a few basic guidelines: If she ralphs out her nose, it’s a No Go. Ditto with vomit on the clothing. On the other hand, a certain teenage Fox we know used to vomit pre-make-out, drunk or not, just because of nerves, and she still got ass. So really, it’s a personal judgment call depending on how much you like your vixen (or how horny you are). But c’mon, four times? Drunken fun is one thing, but she might be hotter when she’s sober. We understand that you don’t want a relationship out of this liaison, but maybe next time you see her slamming down the body shots you should pull her out of the party and into your bed before she gets Too Drunk to Fuck. If all else fails and your willpower is just too weak, all we ask is that you make sure she brushes her teeth!

Till Next Time,

Rock and Fox