so the undead continue to ball out of control. with the addition of stefan and rubber nba bracelets we have been unstoppable and undefeated. yesterday we won a playoff game against the kirkers, who now haunt me by being everywhere i am and playing their cute games of catch in the kirk courtyard. i played so hard to make up for taking really bad shots and being really bad at everything. i think my defense was a lot better because i didn't hear people yelling my name nearly as much as last game. unfortunately i sprained my ankle while trying to get a rebound or something, and i hear this terrible crack but i didn't cry until people started giving me advice on how to take care of it after the game.

next weekend is the intramural recreational championships and we're playing the DEVASTATORS, our sworn enemies and the only team worse than we are when stefan doesn't play. we're going to win!! come cheer us on! sunday april 27, 3 or 4 pm or something. call for deets. i really want you to be there.

today i went to winton health services and they gave me an ace bandage, two ice packs, and two crutches. i don't think i can bring myself to use the crutches as i am terrified of repercussions from the jeremy meckler school of no sympathy and endless cruelty/mockery, but it's nice to have them around when i can't get down the stairs without crawling. i took the elevator in the campus center four times today and emily cox made fun of me until she realized that i sprained my ankle.

saturday was record store day, too! neil, kai, jack, stefan, and i went to roadrunner, which was wack, and then we went to extreme noise and tried on a variety of punk accessories. it occurred to me i could probably convince neil to buy me a bullet belt if i promised to wear it every day, and he bit, but i chickened out bigtime after i realized how much of a new jack i would be. this is not because i think bullet belts are for new jacks. it's just me. i wish i could pull it off! anyway, extreme noise is so great, but the heart-shaped baby shakes 10" was gone! f that. we went to treehouse which was picked over and stupid. i should have gotten the vice squad bbc sessions lp though.

AM PSYCHED ON:
- socal, real soon, real awesome
- repercussions 7", christian club 7", the housemartins!
- dmx and juvenile
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