oh word? who's back? that's right. i've been feeling the need for an outlet for occasional self-expression of the entirely terse and flippant type, so uh, what's good?

in late august i moved into an apartment, which is totally dope, except our landlords are the world's #1 clown ass motherfuckers. one of them has a girlfriend with a baby voice (i'm not sure whose fault that is, but it's wack), and they have thus far refused to fix a window that broke on the back porch. i booby trapped it with a bag full of broken glass shards so no one can come into my room, but it's cold as fuck! in other apartment news, i finally got a tablecloth for the dining room table, and i traded a fake orchid for an air hockey table. i am 3-0. challengers can step to me anytime.

in still other news, i have started lifting weights. i arranged for a lesson, which was informative, and since then i have tried to bench press with limited success. i wore a cut off shirt once though so i looked hard as nails. i also drank some smoothies with tofu blended into them. lifting is SICK though, especially when combined with swimming or racquetball. lifting got me so psyched on muscles that i bought a sick of it all cd for $6 and listened to it on my playstation three times in a row. world's #1 tough guy, right here.

furthermore, i watched three seasons of the wire in three weeks, and now i only have two more to go and i don't even want to think about not being able to see mcnulty all the time. the wire is so ill and i won a bet cos brad is either blind or wasn't paying attention, or maybe shit was just getting wild cos we watched 5 episodes in an afternoon. either way i got a dollar out of it. i am now on the hunt for season three -- do you have it?! it's important!

records are so unbelievably ill. recent jammy jams:
de la soul - 3 feet high and rising cs
the cure - boys don't cry lp + singles cs
rudimentary peni - the eps of rp lp
leuzemia - s/t lp
sex vid - communal living lp
bgk - a dutch feast 2xlp

oh yeah don't let any of this fool you, my life is still meaningless and lonely. one love.