{"id":4325,"date":"2022-04-06T23:01:25","date_gmt":"2022-04-06T23:01:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.macalester.edu\/160-the-words\/?page_id=4325"},"modified":"2024-08-19T19:57:39","modified_gmt":"2024-08-19T19:57:39","slug":"faculty-announcements-special-edition","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.macalester.edu\/the-words\/home-2\/the-words-april-2022\/faculty-announcements-special-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Faculty Breaking News!"},"content":{"rendered":"

By The Words<\/em> Editors<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Graphics by Chlo\u00eb Moore ’24<\/h3>\n\n\n
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\n \"MATT\n
\n

MATT BURGESS<\/h3>\n

launches cardigan line<\/p>\n

\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/article> \n
\n \"ANDREA\n
\n

ANDREA KASTON TANGE <\/h3>\n

only agrees to return from her sabbatical if department can promise that no one will email her endless questions<\/p>\n

\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/article> \n
\n \"Student\n
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JAMES DAWES<\/h3>\n

Student investigators find that JAMES DAWES is an omniscient god capable of living for eons<\/p>\n

\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/article> \n
\n \"\"\n
\n

EMMA T\u00d6RZS<\/h3>\n

gets Vogue cover for best pantsuit<\/p>\n

\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/article> \n
\n \"PENELOPE\n
\n

PENELOPE GENG<\/h3>\n

starts speaking Early Modern English, only responds to questions beginning with “doth”\u00a0 <\/p>\n

\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/article> \n
\n \"MARLON\n
\n

MARLON JAMES<\/h3>\n

series to get musical adaptation<\/p>\n

\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/article> \n
\n \"AMY\n
\n

AMY ELKINS<\/h3>\n

starts seventeenth book project<\/p>\n

\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/article> \n
\n \"Social\n
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MICHAEL PRIOR<\/h3>\n

Social Media Managers create MICHAEL PRIOR Instagram fanpage<\/p>\n

\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/article> \n
\n \"PETER\n
\n

PETER BOGNANNI<\/h3>\n

PETER BOGNANNI to sign adoption papers for all majors, become department dad<\/p>\n

\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/article> \n
\n \"SALLY\n
\n

SALLY FRANSON<\/h3>\n

SALLY FRANSON lands role in Law and Order<\/p>\n

\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/article> \n
\n \"DAYLANNE\n
\n

DAYLANNE ENGLISH<\/h3>\n

DAYLANNE ENGLISH too pure to satirize (we tried)<\/p>\n

\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/article> \n
\n \"JAN\n
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JAN BEEBE<\/h3>\n

JAN BEEBE becomes coordinator of all Old Main departments, sets sights on Carnegie next<\/p>\n

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\n \"STUDENT\n
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STUDENT WORKERS<\/h3>\n

STUDENT WORKERS\u00a0unionize, demand bagels every day<\/p>\n

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