{"id":5743,"date":"2023-10-04T22:20:54","date_gmt":"2023-10-04T22:20:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.macalester.edu\/160-the-words\/?page_id=5743"},"modified":"2024-08-07T17:14:08","modified_gmt":"2024-08-07T17:14:08","slug":"wordplay-with-tyler-sanchez-24","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.macalester.edu\/the-words\/home-2\/the-words-october-2023\/wordplay-with-tyler-sanchez-24\/","title":{"rendered":"Wordplay with Tyler Sanchez &#8217;24"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">by Zo\u00eb R. Scheuerman &#8217;24<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Our monthly \u201cWordplay\u201d article is back, baby! To kick off the year, <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The Words <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">reached out to Tyler Sanchez \u201824. Tyler is a senior psychology major and English minor from Chicago, Illinois. He very kindly shared a lighthearted piece with us for this issue. Thanks Tyler!<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><b>Choccy Milk<\/b><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Oh finest chocolatey goop<br>Your very nature would make my stomach quease<br>But now, belly much stronger, I drink you with ease<br>No skim, a level I cannot stoop<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">You\u2019re always so sweet; I pout when done<br>Though, some claim you cause osteoporosis<br>But hey, that\u2019s no fun<br>I love you so, Choccy, no matter the diagnosis&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Oh wait, who is this??<br>With oats so fine, will this be my new bliss?<br>And with no animal here nor there, it seems very fair<br>But to betray Choccy? I think I must dare.<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Zo\u00eb R. Scheuerman &#8217;24 Our monthly \u201cWordplay\u201d article is back, baby! To kick off the year, The Words reached out to Tyler Sanchez \u201824. Tyler is a senior psychology major and English minor from Chicago, Illinois. He very kindly shared a lighthearted piece with us for this issue. Thanks Tyler! Choccy Milk Oh finest [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":913,"featured_media":0,"parent":5677,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5743","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.macalester.edu\/the-words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5743","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.macalester.edu\/the-words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.macalester.edu\/the-words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.macalester.edu\/the-words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/913"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.macalester.edu\/the-words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5743"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.macalester.edu\/the-words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5743\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7765,"href":"https:\/\/www.macalester.edu\/the-words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5743\/revisions\/7765"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.macalester.edu\/the-words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.macalester.edu\/the-words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}